I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
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Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.