I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i came on her dog
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
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My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
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Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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