fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
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as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
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You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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