It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
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This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
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sex in a hospital.. check
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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