Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I currently don't understand fingers.
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