True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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