I want to have your abortion
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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