Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I miss vodka workout Fridays
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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