I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
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I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
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I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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