No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
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We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
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you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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