Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
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Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
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Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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