I feel great
I just peed on a car
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
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He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
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So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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