I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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