normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
