I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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