if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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