On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
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I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
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I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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