he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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