Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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