well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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