They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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