Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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