Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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