I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
vagina is talking i cant
I miss vodka workout Fridays
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
