I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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