Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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