Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
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Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
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im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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