Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
