OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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