Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize
