What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
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there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
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He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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