hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
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My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
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Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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