Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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