I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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