yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
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thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
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I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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