We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
