Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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