return my video game
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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