so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
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I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
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Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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