I think scott just propositioned me for sex
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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