I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
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Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
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Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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