if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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