That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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