so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
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I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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