Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
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come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
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The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
im on a boat
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