brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
She bit a glass in half.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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