hotel room ftw
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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