I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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