my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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