I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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