Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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