we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
