and she was petting her beer can
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
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Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
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Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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