It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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