Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
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THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
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It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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