She announced her abortion via fbk
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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