That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
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I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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