Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
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As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
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Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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