it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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