hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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